Tucker who?? He's a douche? Ok, thought so.

Oh man, I apologize for the wait, but the creative juices just haven't quite been there these last couple weeks. But anyway, I left my night class today with the intentions of writing about the education system in our highschools and how teachers are trying to hinder our creative powers and capabilities. The arts, music, and theatre departments are being less and less funded and supported in order to make room for math and science classes that are, honestly, constraining students and keeping the youth from practicing and expressing what there true skills are which, in some cases, are math and science. BUT..... i had the true honor of seeing an interview with a real fucken douche bag by the name of Tucker Max. Apparently this shit head has made quite the name for himself by creating a blog, the very same way I have, and would report his sexual drunken escapades he had from night to night. This gent has written some wonderful gems in which only one has been published (what a shame all haven't been!). His three award winning pieces of work *sigh* are entitled oddly enough Belligerence and debauchery: The Tucker Max story, and The definitive book of pick up lines, and his most famous, which just recently has been made into a major motion picture, titled I Hope they Serve Beer in Heaven. Before I rip this clown a new asshole like the holes he's probably ripped in these whores who he fucks on a daily basis, apparently, I am going to give you some Wikipedia stats on this pussy and just let you know about some of his blog titles which are pure literary art! (I hope you all can sense my sarcasm)

Wikipedia facts: "Tucker Tibor Max (b. September 27, 1975, Atlanta, Georgia) is an American writer and blogger. He chronicles his drunken and sexual encounters in the form of short stories on his website TuckerMax.com, which has reportedly received millions of visitors since Max launched it for a bet in 2002.".
"In September 2006, Simon Spotlight Publishing, a division of Simon & Schuster, announced that Max was contracted to release a book in January 2008, titled Assholes Finish First. Undisclosed delays have pushed the release date to an indefinite time.^[13][14] He purportedly received a $300,000 advance from the publisher for Assholes Finish First, and released a revised and expanded edition of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell in January 2009.^{[15][16][17][18][19]} Sean McKittrick, producer of the ...Beer in Hell movie, has referred to Max's writing style as gonzo."
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In 2003, Max posted on his website an account of his relationship with Katy Johnson, who was Miss Vermont in 1999.^[30] Johnson filed a lawsuit against Max claiming, among other things, an invasion of her privacy.^[30] In response to the lawsuit, a Florida state court judge issued an "unusual" order for Max not to write about Johnson, to use Johnson's first, full, or last name, to use the phrase "Miss Vermont" on his website, or to disclose any "information" or "stories" about Johnson.^[30] Ultimately, Johnson voluntarily dismissed her lawsuit against Max, and Max's story was once again posted on his website.^[31]

In January 2006, Max posted a thread on his message board satirizing Anthony DiMeo III, a Philadelphian event planner, for throwing a poorly run New Year's Eve party.^[32][33] DiMeo subsequently sued Max under the Violence Against Women Act contesting that some of the comments on Max's message board were libelous and represented criminal behavior.^[34][35] The lawsuit was subsequently dismissed under the Communications Decency Act, with U.S. District Judge Steward Dalzell noting that although Max could be a "poster child for the vulgarity," the law must protect "the coarse conversation that, it appears, never ends on TuckerMax.com."^[36][37]

As a result of the publication of an article that accused him of being a rapist, Max announced on September 2, 2009 that he will sue the blog "Bostonist" for libel.^[38]

In May 2009, Max held a speaking engagement which was picketed at Ohio State University by a feminist group which claimed that his writing "promoted a culture of rape".

Quickly let me tell you some of his blog titles.
1.) "Tucker Tries Buttsex; hilarity does not ensue".
2.) "The blowjob follies".
3.) "The midget story".

OK, now that I have that out of the way, I want to express how I feel on not only this guys success but at how absurd our culture really is. Why does this asshole have a blog that has millions of viewers? Are men going about reading his books hoping to learn the way of getting sloppy sex every night? Are we that fucken pathetic! Why would these sluts also let this guy take advantage of them knowing damn well that the story will be posted on the web!? Are we that fucken amused at petty, childish, rapish like stories? I thought about it a bit and figured he must be the spokesman for all the tiny dicked frat bros out there that wish to be financially taken care of from there fathers, who get sloshed 24/7, hope to get laid every night even if it is not consensual and then brag about it the next day. But what this Tucker guy did was put his frat, rape nights on the internet and to everyone's joy he has made millions doing it. I understand I don't know much about this guy, but what I do know is how fucken absurd our youth society values entertainment. We find ourselves in a culture full of war, death, disease, political and government scandals and entertainment is the key thing we grasp onto to separate our minds and emotions from this destruction, BUT, apparently entertainment for the good majority of the youth in the United States consists of logging onto this guys website and jerking off to his blogs. Not just that, but ad execs and movie producers saw the potential of dumbing down our society even more by making a movie after one of this guys books. Now, I understand I don't know too much about this guy, but I do know that this guy is fucken scum. if you are currently looking at this assholes blogs than off yourself (this Tucker guy sure needs to). Get a life and educate yourself on bigger issues going on. Life is not about modeling yourself after a shit head like this dude, but unfortunately, I can picture it now, frat dudes are huddling around there porn box 'high fiving' each other while reading this garbage. Now, I know this blog is long and a bit sloppy, but I don't care. This guy is making the money you all want by exploiting women! By promoting drunk sex with random, blacked out sorority girls. Please take the time to read this and comment on what you think about this guy and his motives that have unfortunately allowed him to prevail in these struggling economic times. All I can hope for is that this guy gets aids from one of the sorority sluts he has sex with and just leaves us all.